Road Trippin'

*One "party bus" (a rockin' minivan)
*One rainstorm
*One stinkin' skunk
*One photo with a four-year-old's head on Superman's body
*One diner
*One slice of cheesecake at diner
*A missing left slipper
*A handful of photos in a pickle costume (also at diner)
*Two kids under five
*Two quick stops so the 4 year old could "make a fountain" on the side of the road
*Four adults
*Five cans/bottles/cups of soda
*Six animated movies
*Seven scoops of gelato
*Eight cups of coffee
*Nine meltdowns for the children under five (with increasing frequency towards the 27th hour)
*A handful of near meltdowns for the adults over 25
*Ten+ full stops (I lost count)
*11 major highways
*12 bags of chips, cookies, fruit snacks, and rainbow goldfish
*1,400 miles
*And 27 hours

To home.