Saturday, May 15, 2010

Cinematic Torture

I saw Robin Hood tonight and sat next to a guy who was alone. As soon as I sat, he offered me popcorn, but it didn't stop there. He also explained key plot points and read everything that came on screen (city names, intro paragraphs, etc.) aloud.

He also hummed along to the soundtrack and told jokes. For example, when the city name Hampton came on screen, he said, "The only Hampton I know is the Hampton Inn."

And he did it all in a fake British accent.

A bad one.

1 comment:

Prom said...

Oohh, ouch! That makes me hurt all over in sympathy....